Only me

For a long time I've known I'm just one of those people who attract weird people or should I say the socially retarded people. It usually always happens in Wal-mart or the grocery store, but tonight it happened in the most surprising place. Darren and I went to a "second look" party for graduating medical school students that will potentially come to Fort Smith for their residency. So, there's plenty of intelligent people there, doctors nonetheless, that you would expect to have pretty good social standards, since that is their profession. BUT, there is always the one that slipped in some how. That would be the woman I am about to comment on. I'll not say her real name since that wouldn't be nice, we'll just call her fatty. ( that makes me feel better, you'll understand shortly) . So Darren is talking to fatty and her husband and I walk over to say hello. And without even a hello, fatty says, " You've gained weight, no? Since last year..." Long pause, and lots of silence from me, then fatty looks at Darren and says, " She has, right Darren?" Yeah this is for real. Anyway, instead of saying what I'd like to say, you stupid idiot, who says that to someone, I just laugh it off and say yeah I did have a baby 4 months ago... So it just goes to show intelligence doesn't mix with social skills at all. I feel really sorry for her patients! Anyone who knows me well, knows how hard it was for me to laugh it off, but I did. Someday she will get hers. She doesn't have any kids, so when she does I hope no one tells her how fat and unattractive she will be. Crap like this only happens to me!